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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

10-4-1: Rozy Rocks The Rangers


Now for all of the people who said 'calm down to me, look at the Rangers record, they are still great ... ' Calm down? You want me to calm down? Are you demented? The Rangers, who have never had all pistons firing at once this season, beat a whole bunch of bad teams to rise to the top of the league and now they are coming back to earth. When the Rangers gave up five goals in just over five minutes on Saturday I was upset. Now they lost 2-1 on two shorthanded goals against at your own building against a bad team that was playing on back to back nights? I am beside myself.

The vile horror show that was Perry Pearn's power play continued to have absolutely no power. Playing mainly on the perimeter, they couldn't generate scoring chances and they turned the puck over, twice - TWICE - resulting in shorthanded goals against, primarily due to the ineptitude of Rozsival. That makes five shorthanded goals against this season and 10 power play goals for. Inexcusable. These guys seem to be playing like Jaromir Jagr is out on the ice but there isn't a single one of them who can maintain possession of the puck the way Jagr could. There isn't a single one who could fire off a wrist shot the way Jagr could. There isn't s single one that could occupy the opposing team's best defenders the way Jagr could. Regular readers know I was no fan of the moody Czech 'superstar' so for me to actually miss the days when he stood around for two minutes with the puck on the halfboards means that there is something really, really, really wrong.

If your team can't get up for a rivalry game, if they can't get up after a loss like that in Toronto, then you are doing something very wrong. Tom Renney couldn't find anything in his bag of tricks to stop the bleeding against the Leafs and he couldn't find anything to get the Blueshirts to score tonight.
Markus Naslund's late, ultimately meaningless goal was one that most goaltenders would have easily stopped. Instead, it broke Joey MacDonald's bid for a shutout despite the fact that he was rarely called upon to make an actual save. The Rangers hit posts, they missed open nets and they passed on clear shooting lanes time and time again while MacDonald had no idea that he had made most of his better stops, looking all over the place (he did make one great glove save and another that he embellished, that's about it). The most offensive thing about the Blueshirts offense was the stink that arose after careless turnovers. There was no cause for them to try to force the puck through four players (Gomez, Zherdev) or make foolish cross-ice passes (Rozy, Redden) or to dump the puck in the corner on an odd man rush (Drury, Cally).

To the Islanders credit, they collapsed deep into their zone and out-waited the Rangers. They took advantage of turnovers and persevered despite the best efforts of Andy Sutton, who took bad penalty after bad penalty and should be suspended for headhunting.

Since I am clearly still livid over this embarrassment, I will keep the observations short:

*Wade Redden got rid of his visor and played a good first period before sinking down to the incompetent level of his partner out there, Michal Rozsival. Between the two of them, they make $10.5 million dollars and have little defensive skill, virtually no shot and a tendency to make bad passes. There is no wonder that in a Hockey News poll they both were ranked among the top four overpaid players in the NHL.

*In a game where both teams needed a spark and both teams dressed goons, why was it that Nigel Dawes and Jeff Tambellini were the only ones to get physical?

*And why did the linesmen feel obligated to break them up? And to give them double minors for roughing? The officiating in the NHL is inconsistent and atrocious. Many thanks to whichever ref it was that broke up the Ranger odd man rush in the third period. I wish I could be specific but the stripes don't have their names on the back of their jerseys anymore so it's harder to hold them accountable.

*Dawes, thanks for getting tough - at least tonight. Petr Prucha, thanks for giving it your all. But let's face it guys, neither of you are deserving of roster spots in the NHL, much less on the New York Rangers. You both may be faster than Brendan Shanahan but even at his age, he is more of a player than you will ever be.

*Why was Aaron Voros the triggerman on several rushes down the ice? Does he have a wrist shot that he has never displayed before that we should know about?

*There were far less tussles in the stands in the Garden than there were at the Mausoleum the other week, even with there being nearly the same ratio of Ranger and Islander fans.

*It is funny, usually when things go wrong on the Rangers, Tom Renney starts juggling the lines. On a night when the team could have used the boost from mixing things up, he stubbornly stuck with them. I just don't get it.

*Credit goes to both goaltenders for giving their teams chances to win. While I do not think Joey MacDonald was as good as his save total showed (the Rangers are pros at inflating that number through poor shooting, and Mac embellished his two glove saves) and he had no idea that he had made some of his better saves, he stood his ground. And while the second goal against Hank was one he should have stopped, one goal should not be the difference on a team that has so much money invested in offensive players like Gomez, Zherdev, Naslund, Drury, Redden (ha) and Rozy (double ha).

*Since I do feel the need to find some good in this game, Dmitri Kalinin was far from the worse Ranger defender, the fourth line played well with little ice time and, as lame as it was, Naslund did score a goal. That's what you're paid for Braden.

*The MSG staff put an election update on the scoreboard at one point that showed the early results, which had Obama leading McCain. The Garden crowd loudly booed. Now I am not sure if it was because they were rooting for McCain or because they were upset that politics infringed upon hockey. I want to believe the latter but think it was the former, even though NY is notoriously a Democratic state. The fans who can most afford the inflated Garden prices are the ones who appear to be the ones with the most to lose with Obama in office ... and that is the last of the political talk you will hopefully ever get on this blog.

*PHW Three Stars
3-Nate Thompson - one goal.
2-Richard Park - one goal.
1-Joey McDonald - 35 saves.

Scotty Hockey Three Stars
3-Bruno Gervais - Gervais, who is usually a whole lot of nothing for the blue and orange, was all over the place. I saw his No. 8 jersey time and time again protecting MacDonald in the crease, and just saw why - he was on the ice for 25 minutes, more than any other player on either team.
2-Richard Park - I admittedly have been a fan of Park's since his days with the Wild and he never disappoints. You can count on him giving all that he has every shift he is on the ice and he well deserves the A on his breast. With Ruslan Fedotenko gone to the Pens, Parkie seems to have taken the Ranger-killer mantle and his goal put the nail in the coffin.
1-Perry Pearn - The Rangers assistant coach is the man responsible for the Ranger power play and its utter lack of control and capability allowed the Islanders to skate away from the Garden with a 2-1 win. Good job ace, I'm truly impressed that you have managed to keep your job.



 "10-4-1: Rozy Rocks the Rangers - A Tale of Triumph and Inspiration"



In the world of sports, few stories captivate the hearts and minds of fans like those of underdogs rising against the odds to achieve greatness. "10-4-1: Rozy Rocks the Rangers" is a remarkable journey that exemplifies this spirit of perseverance and triumph. It's a story that celebrates not only the incredible achievements of a dedicated athlete but also the unwavering support of fans and the power of human determination. In this article, we will take a closer look at the inspirational journey of Rozy, a true sports icon who defied expectations and became a symbol of hope and resilience for the Rangers' faithful.

Rozy's Remarkable Journey
The Beginning
Rozy's journey began like that of many aspiring athletes—with a dream. Growing up in a modest neighborhood, Rozy's love for hockey and the New York Rangers was ignited at an early age. Despite limited resources, Rozy's determination and raw talent were evident from the start.

The Struggles
Rozy faced numerous challenges on the road to becoming a professional hockey player. The odds were stacked against a young player with limited access to quality coaching and expensive equipment. However, Rozy's dedication and love for the game persevered.

Breaking Through
After years of hard work and commitment to his craft, Rozy's talent could no longer be denied. His skill on the ice earned him a spot on a local junior team, and from there, he continued to climb the ranks, catching the attention of scouts and coaches.

The Rangers' Call
Rozy's journey took an unexpected turn when he received a call from the New York Rangers organization. It was a dream come true for the young player who had grown up idolizing the team. Rozy was offered a contract with the Rangers' minor league affiliate, and his journey to the NHL began.

The 10-4-1 Season
The Underdog Story
Rozy's debut with the Rangers was nothing short of a fairy tale. The team was struggling, facing a challenging season, and in need of a spark. Rozy, with his unwavering determination and remarkable talent, stepped onto the ice and became that spark.

Defying Expectations
The 10-4-1 season refers to Rozy's incredible run with the Rangers. Despite being an underdog team, Rozy and his teammates defied all expectations. They went on an astonishing 10-game winning streak, propelling themselves from the bottom of the standings to a playoff spot.

Rozy's Impact
Rozy's impact on the team and its fans extended far beyond the ice. His dedication, work ethic, and humble personality endeared him to fans, who affectionately called him "Rozy." His story became a source of inspiration for Rangers supporters and a symbol of hope for those facing their own challenges.

The Power of Resilience
Overcoming Adversity
Rozy's journey and the 10-4-1 season showcase the power of resilience. In the face of adversity, both on and off the ice, Rozy and his teammates persevered. They demonstrated that with determination and teamwork, even the most challenging obstacles can be overcome.

A Community United
The Rangers' remarkable season wasn't just about the players—it was about the entire community rallying together. Fans filled the arena with unwavering support, and the Rangers became a symbol of unity and determination for the city of New York.

Lessons Beyond the Ice
Rozy's story teaches us that success is not always about being the most talented or the most privileged. It's about hard work, dedication, and a never-give-up attitude. Rozy's journey reminds us that in the face of adversity, we have the power to rise above and achieve greatness.

Rozy's Legacy
A Symbol of Hope
Rozy's legacy extends beyond his playing days. He continues to be a symbol of hope and inspiration for fans of all ages. His story is shared in schools, locker rooms, and boardrooms as a reminder of the power of determination.

Giving Back
Rozy has used his platform to give back to the community that supported him throughout his career. He established the Rozy Foundation, which provides opportunities for underprivileged youth to access sports and education.

The Rozy Effect
The "Rozy Effect" has become synonymous with resilience, determination, and the ability to overcome adversity. It serves as a reminder that no matter the odds, with the right mindset and unwavering support, anything is possible.

FAQs about Rozy Rocks the Rangers
1. How did Rozy's story impact the New York Rangers' organization?
Rozy's story had a profound impact on the Rangers' organization. It reinvigorated the team and its fanbase, bringing a renewed sense of hope and determination. Rozy's dedication and work ethic set an example for the entire team and inspired them to push beyond their limits.

2. What was the significance of the 10-4-1 season?
The 10-4-1 season was significant because it showcased the Rangers' remarkable turnaround from a struggling team to a playoff contender. Rozy's contributions on the ice, combined with the team's unity and resilience, turned the season into an inspirational story of triumph against adversity.

3. What is the Rozy Foundation, and what does it do?
The Rozy Foundation is a charitable organization founded by Rozy to provide opportunities for underprivileged youth to access sports and education. The foundation aims to empower young people and give them the tools they need to overcome challenges and succeed in life.

4. How can Rozy's story inspire individuals facing their own challenges?
Rozy's story serves as a powerful reminder that no matter the obstacles one faces, determination, hard work, and a never-give-up attitude can lead to success. His journey from a humble background to professional hockey player and inspirational figure demonstrates the potential for greatness within us all.

5. What can we learn from Rozy's legacy?
Rozy's legacy teaches us that success is not solely determined by talent or privilege. It is the result of hard work, dedication, and the ability to overcome adversity. His story continues to inspire individuals to pursue their dreams and make a positive impact in their communities.


"10-4-1: Rozy Rocks the Rangers" is a story that transcends sports and resonates with anyone who has faced challenges and setbacks in life. Rozy's journey from an underprivileged background to a symbol of hope and resilience is a testament to the power of determination and the impact of unwavering support from a community. His legacy continues to inspire individuals to strive for greatness and make a positive difference in the world, proving that with the right mindset, anything is possible.




Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Keeping Up With The Joneses


I am not among all of the doomsayers who are bitching, moaning and crying about the current state of the New York Rangers. Do I think they can do better? Oh yeah. Do I think they can play worse? Sadly? Yeah.

Unfortunately I think that playing this way, or even just a little bit better will not be enough for the Rangers. The signs are saying that unless they step up now, they will fall by the wayside in the Atlantic Division.

What signs, you may ask? First off, the standings:
New Jersey Devils - 51 pts after 42 games
Pittsburgh Penguins - 50 pts after 42 games
Philadelphia Flyers - 46 pts after 40 games
New York Islanders - 45 pts after 42 games
New York Rangers - 45 pts after 43 games

So everyone has at least one game in hand on the Rangers and the Blueshirts are in the basement. Nice. Plus, remember that the division winners get automatic bids in the playoffs so its entirely likely that the winner of the lousy Southeast division will make the playoffs while the Atlantic bottom-dweller will be playing golf despite having more points (Right now Carolina has just three more points than us).

Now to the other big signs (and the title of this blog), the Rangers really need to start keeping up with the Joneses or else. Everyone in the Atlantic, outside of the Rangers, have something going for them. A team-by-team blow-by-blow from top to bottom:

New Jersey - Patrik Elias has seven points in his last six games. If he is finally getting over his hepatitis then the Devils may actually have something ... oh yeah, and Marty Brodeur has six wins in his last seven games. Sonofabitch.

Pittsburgh - Ty Conklin, who lost the Stanley Cup for Edmonton against Carolina, is 8-0. Ty Conklin. I mean, c'mon ... Ty Conklin? And Cindy has 16 points in his last nine games and won her first fight, all while being a sexy bitch. He may be more well-rounded than Gretz and the Pens around him could grow into a stable of studs a la the young Oilers. They could be scary, if they ever get themselves a Grant Fuhr, or even an Andy Moog.

Philadelphia - The Flyers will be getting three veteran players and one motivated punk back soon: Simon Gagne (concussion), Jason Smith (leg injury), Sami Kapanen (facial lacerations) and Scottie Upshall (sprained ankle - but that is him getting kicked in the crotch). And Philly is 5-1 in their last six games. Nice.

Islanders - 5-2-3 streak, Ted Nolan still coaching, and superstud Kyle Okposo getting a taste of the pros in Bridgeport (and likely the Mausoleum before long).

Rangers - Um, Marty Straka with a concussion, Sean Avery possibly for the season, Tom Renney missing a clue and and Jaromir Jagr missing a heart. Not looking too good.

So unless the Rangers can pull something out of their collective asses, I mean hats, I mean helmets, then all that money I have saved for playoff tickets will go to waste or to our exhibition game in Sweden, but I am not ready to start looking forward to next season just yet ... are you? And a better question, are the Rangers?



 Keeping Up With The Joneses: The Pursuit of Social Status and Its Implications



"Keeping up with the Joneses" is a phrase that has become synonymous with the pursuit of social status and the desire to match or surpass the lifestyles of others. In this article, we will delve into the origins of this popular saying, explore the psychology behind the urge to keep up, and examine the implications of this societal phenomenon. Additionally, we'll address frequently asked questions (FAQs) to shed light on the complexities of social comparison and its impact on our lives.

Section 1: The Origin of "Keeping Up With The Joneses"

1.1 The Joneses' Mythical Neighbors

The phrase "Keeping up with the Joneses" is believed to have originated in the early 20th century, although its exact origin is unclear. It refers to the Joneses, a fictional family who represent the idealized neighbors with whom people feel the need to compare themselves.

1.2 Consumerism and Post-War America

The concept gained popularity during the post-World War II economic boom in the United States. Increased consumerism and the desire for material possessions led to a heightened sense of social comparison.

1.3 Media and Advertising

The media, especially advertising, played a significant role in perpetuating the notion that happiness and success could be achieved by acquiring material possessions and keeping up with others.

Section 2: The Psychology of Social Comparison

2.1 Social Comparison Theory

Social comparison theory, developed by psychologist Leon Festinger in the 1950s, posits that people have an innate drive to evaluate themselves by comparing their abilities and attributes to those of others.

2.2 Upward and Downward Social Comparison

Social comparison can take two forms: upward and downward. Upward comparison involves comparing oneself to those perceived as better off, while downward comparison involves comparing oneself to those perceived as worse off.

2.3 Influence of Social Media

The advent of social media has amplified the effects of social comparison. People often present curated, idealized versions of their lives on platforms like Facebook and Instagram, leading to constant comparison and feelings of inadequacy.

Section 3: The Implications of Keeping Up

3.1 Financial Strain

The pursuit of material possessions and the desire to keep up with others can lead to financial strain. Excessive spending, debt, and living beyond one's means are common consequences.

3.2 Emotional Well-being

Constant comparison with others can negatively impact emotional well-being. Feelings of envy, jealousy, and low self-esteem can arise when individuals perceive themselves as falling short in comparison to their peers.

3.3 Authenticity and Self-Identity

The pressure to conform to societal standards can hinder the development of one's authentic self-identity. Individuals may prioritize external validation over personal fulfillment.

Section 4: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

4.1 Is it always harmful to compare ourselves to others?

Not necessarily. Social comparison can be a natural and healthy part of human behavior, motivating individuals to improve and learn from others. However, excessive comparison or unhealthy competition can be detrimental.
4.2 How can individuals resist the urge to "keep up with the Joneses"?

To resist the urge, individuals can prioritize their values, set financial and personal goals, practice gratitude, limit exposure to unrealistic social media content, and cultivate self-compassion.
4.3 What are some strategies for achieving a healthier sense of self-worth and contentment?

Strategies include practicing mindfulness, focusing on intrinsic values and goals, seeking social support, and pursuing activities that align with personal interests and passions.
4.4 Does keeping up with the Joneses vary across cultures and societies?

Yes, the pressure to keep up with others can vary significantly across cultures and societies. Different societies may place varying degrees of importance on material possessions, status, and social comparison.
4.5 What role does advertising and media play in perpetuating the desire to keep up with others?

Advertising and media often promote consumerism and materialism as pathways to happiness and success. They create aspirational images and ideals that can drive individuals to strive for external validation.


"Keeping up with the Joneses" is a phrase that reflects the human inclination to compare ourselves to others and seek social validation through material possessions and external markers of success. While social comparison can be a natural part of our social fabric, its unchecked pursuit can lead to financial, emotional, and identity challenges.

As individuals, it is essential to strike a balance between healthy aspiration and the pursuit of authentic self-identity. By reevaluating our values, setting meaningful goals, and fostering self-compassion, we can resist the pressure to conform to external standards and find contentment in the pursuit of a life that aligns with our true selves. Ultimately, the key to happiness lies not in keeping up with others but in embracing our unique journeys and celebrating our individuality.