Gordon's Fishermen

The jokes just write themselves with these clowns. The Islanders hired Providence Bruins head coach Scott Gordon to replace Ted Nolan. The AHL coach of the year replacing a former NHL coach of the year. Well, it can be assured that the Islanders will be a disaster this season but they are on track to be good down the line. Under Gordon's tutelage, Brad Boyes, Patrice Bergeron, David Krejci and even Andy Hilbert have learned what it takes to be a NHLer (although Hilbert has thus far failed at the execution part of it).

Where Ted Nolan ensured the Isles were a threat every night, Gordon will nurture the kids and boost their egos as they struggle as the doormats of the Eastern Conference. They will get Hedman or Tavares as one of the top picks in next summer's draft and hope that they are ready by the time the Lighthouse Project goes through (oh my, you have to go to the website and listen to the song! Priceless!!).

Until then:

 "Gordon's Fishermen: The Unsung Heroes of the High Seas"

Amidst the vast and tumultuous oceans, there exists a group of individuals who embark on perilous journeys to harvest the ocean's bounty. These are the fishermen, often unsung heroes who endure harsh conditions to bring seafood to our tables. In this article, we shine a spotlight on "Gordon's Fishermen," a collective term encompassing the countless men and women who make their livelihoods by venturing into the open waters. From their daring exploits to the challenges they face, we delve deep into the lives of these dedicated seafarers.

Part 1: The Sea's Bounty

1. The Lifeline of Seafood

Explore the pivotal role of fishermen in supplying the world's population with an essential source of protein—seafood.

2. From Nets to Plates

Trace the journey of seafood, from being caught in the open seas to landing on our plates through a complex supply chain.

Part 2: The Lives of Gordon's Fishermen

3. A Noble Vocation

Discover the rich history of fishing as a noble vocation that has been passed down through generations.

4. The Unsung Heroes

Highlight the selflessness of fishermen, who often work behind the scenes, toiling away in dangerous conditions to ensure food security.

Part 3: Challenges at Sea

5. Battling the Elements

Delve into the relentless challenges fishermen face, including storms, rough seas, and extreme weather conditions.

6. Environmental Concerns

Examine the impact of overfishing, bycatch, and environmental degradation on the lives of both fishermen and marine ecosystems.

Part 4: Technological Advancements

7. Modern Fishing Techniques

Discuss the innovations and technological advancements that have revolutionized the fishing industry, making it more efficient and sustainable.

8. Navigating with Precision

Explore how GPS, sonar, and other navigation tools have improved safety and helped fishermen locate schools of fish more effectively.

Part 5: FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How has the role of fishermen evolved over time?

The role of fishermen has evolved from traditional small-scale fishing to larger commercial operations, often incorporating advanced technology.

2. What are some of the dangers faced by fishermen at sea?

Fishermen confront various dangers at sea, including storms, extreme weather, equipment malfunctions, and accidents.

3. How can consumers support sustainable fishing practices?

Consumers can support sustainable fishing by choosing seafood products labeled with certifications like MSC (Marine Stewardship Council) and by being informed about sustainable seafood choices.

"Gordon's Fishermen" encompass a community of dedicated individuals who brave the unpredictable seas, ensuring that seafood continues to grace our plates. Their lives are a testament to human perseverance, the enduring connection between mankind and the ocean, and the ongoing quest for sustainable fishing practices. As we appreciate the seafood on our dinner tables, let us also acknowledge the invaluable contributions of these unsung heroes. The challenges they face and the dedication they exhibit make them true guardians of the ocean, reminding us of the fragile balance that exists between humanity and the vast blue expanse that covers our planet.

Ah, hahahahahahaha

Now we knew that the NHL's turn to RBK and their new, sleeker uniform would result in redesigns, but I can't contain my glee to see that the Islanders chose this as their new jerseys. These, frankly, look ridiculous!

The outlined shoulders, the multicolour sleeves, and the rip off of the Sabres (numbers on the front) really makes for an ugly jersey. Personally I think these rival the pumpkin third jersey ... but of course falls a little bit short of the fisherman - nothing compares to that, not even the Canucks Flying V ...

And to top it off, not only does the jersey look silly, they caught DP making a silly face, which adds to the hilarity. Not to mention having Brendan Witt also model it, out on the beach no less (see it here and here.! Hahahahaha ... dimwit(t).

I am so glad this franchise is a joke, I just wish that they didn't let my boy Poti go!

So the Devils, huh?

The Devils appear to be the only team doing anything today, naming Larry Robinson, John MacLean, and Tommy Albelin as assistant coaches, Jacques Caron as goaltending coach and resigning Cam Janssen and Grant Marshall along with some other prospect types.

Its nice to see that Larry and Johnny Mac continue to have no pride, having been unceremoniously ditched in Larry's case and passed over in Johnny's. Both were great players who had honourable careers but the Devils ... well Puppetmaster Lou ... have not exactly done the right thing by either.

As for the players they resigned, whatever. Marshall is a depth guy and Janssen is a pain in the ass. Just to refresh everyone's memory, here is him trying to look all tough after Sean finally gave Marty what he deserved ... its two minutes in but the whole scenario is worth rewatching:



And one last note on the Devs -- I just saw that they are going to have a indoor soccer team named the Ironmen share the Prudential Center (The Rock). The scary thing is that the soccer team could very likely draw more fans in Newark ...