So, without further delay, here are the Scotty Hockey 2008-09 Predictions:
Standings
Eastern Conference
1. * Montreal - If Price proves to be more than Penney, then they should ace their centennial season. 2. * New Jersey - Return of Rolston and Holik will help big-time.
3. * Washington - Ovie. 'Nuff said.
4. Pittsburgh - Healthy Cindy? Dammit.
5. Philadelphia - Solid line-up and Richards is only getting better.
6. Ottawa - Still have the best line in the league.
7. NY Rangers - King Henrik reigns supreme.
8. Carolina - New mobile D will be huge, as will a healthy RB'A.
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9. Boston - Not enough offense.
10. Buffalo - Young but dangerous.
11. Tampa Bay - Melrose is a joke.
12. Florida - No Jokinen but Vokoun will keep them responsible.
13. Atlanta - Poor Kovy; where have you gone Marc Savard?
14. Toronto - Toskala can't do it himself.
15. NY Islanders - Hahahahaha.
* = Division Leader
Western Conference
1. * Detroit - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good not to take first.
2. * Dallas - I heart Brendan Morrow. And add Sean? Go Stars!
3. * Calgary - Iggy remains one of the best in the biz.
4. San Jose - Dan Boyle should be huge and Nabby is a rock.
5. Anaheim - Get Jiggy with them.
6. Phoenix - One or two defencemen and one or two years away from challenging for the conference.
7. Chicago - Huet and Soupy will be the toast of the town.
8. Edmonton - So young, so fast and soon to be so good.
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9. Columbus - Major changes will mean major improvement.
10. Minnesota - Gabby without buddy Demitra? Sorry ...
11. Vancouver - Captain Luongo still can't score.
12. Colorado - Sad to see Joe come back to such a disappointing team.13. Nashville - Ellis may be a one-year wonder.
14. St. Louis - J.D. is still building.
15. Los Angeles - Tough luck in Tinseltown.
* = Division Leader
Award Winners
Art Ross Trophy (Top Point Scorer): Cindy Crosby - If the Cole Harbour Queen stays healthy, she is just too good not to rack up the points, even with a pair of loser ex-Islander wingers.
Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Qualities of Perseverance and Sportsmanship): Chris Chelios - Cheli is like what, 60 now? He shows a passion and dedication that everyone should mimic, both inside and outside of hockey.
Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year): Steve Stamkos - I am hoping Kyle Turris is deserving in Phoenix, but this No. 1 draft pick just looked too damn good this weekend. If the shots start going in, the trophy is his, no matter how terrible his +/- will be.Conn Smythe Trophy (Most Valuable Player in the Stanley Cup Playoffs): Johan Franzen - The Mule probably won't come close this season but he would have had it last spring if he had stayed healthy so it would be nice to see a grinder-type player get some hardware.
Frank J. Selke Trophy (Top Defensive Forward): Jere Lehtinen - If he stays healthy, and that is a huuuuuuuuuge IF, Lehtinen is one of the best up-and-down wingers in the league. Unfortunately this never goes to the actual top defensive forward, just one who scores some points while playing well in his own zone. If things were proper and it went to the forward who excelled the most in the defensive zone, I would nominate Blair Betts.
Hart Memorial Trophy (NHL Most Valuable Player): It would be great to see Ovie repeat, but if Crosby ends up atop the leaderboard then the Hart will go to the golden child.
Jack Adams Award (Coach of the Year): Dave Tippett - The Dallas head coach will have to balance the lunacy of Sean Avery, Brett Hull and Steve Ott and anyone who can do that deserves an award.
James Norris Memorial Trophy (Top Defenseman): Niklas Lidstrom - He may be the best overall defenseman since Bobby Orr.
Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Player who Displays Gentlemanly Conduct): Pavel Datsyuk - I just hope he wins something so we can get another great speech at the awards show.
Lester B. Pearson Award (Most Valuable Player as selected by the NHLPA): Alexander Ovechkin - Everyone loves Ovie because Ovie so clearly loves playing hockey and man, is he good at it ...Maurice Richard Trophy (Top Goal Scorer): Ovechkin - 70 goals? It's possible, for him.
Vezina Trophy (Top Goalie): Evgeni Nabokov - I still think Brodeur robbed Nabby of the award last year and see no reason why justice won't be served this time around since Fatso is getting older and should, should play less this season.
Ten Other Predictions
*Barry Melrose won't last the full season as coach of the Lightning.
*It won't snow in Chicago on New Years.
*Ranger fans will give Sean Avery a loud ovation upon his return to the Garden and to the Prudential Center. *Philadelphia will trade for the Sedin twins at the deadline while Ottawa overpays for Gaborik and Jersey makes a play for Jason Arnott. But no one will be willing to trade for Max Afinogenov.
*Mats Sundin will stay in Sweden. Peter Forsberg won't.
*I will call Kalinin Malik at least 50 times.
*Nashville will not average 14,000 fans, will lose their revenue-sharing payments, find another crooked investor while Jim Balsillie sits back and counts his money.
*After not selling out their home opener despite their insane ticket offer, the Phoenix Coyotes will sweeten the deal by having Dan Carcillo beat up your child's school bully.
*Someone, perhaps the Hawks, will beat the Oilers in a shootout when Mathieu Garon is in net (he went 10-0 last year).
*Not only will the Islanders finish in last place, they will lose the draft lottery to Toronto. There is no way Bettman won't Pat Ewing that draw for Tavares. Ha ha!
Not much longer until we get to see how right/wrong I am so good luck to all and Let's Go Rangers!
"Scotty Nostradamus: Unraveling the Mystique of a Modern-Day Prophet"
In the realm of popular culture, there are individuals whose unique abilities or insights propel them to legendary status. Scotty Nostradamus is one such figure who has captured the imagination of many due to his seemingly uncanny ability to predict future events. In this article, we will delve into the mystique surrounding Scotty Nostradamus, explore the phenomenon of modern-day prophets, and seek to understand the psychology behind our fascination with those who claim to see the future. We will also address frequently asked questions (FAQs) to shed light on this intriguing subject.
The Enigma of Scotty Nostradamus
Early Life and Background
Scotty Nostradamus, whose real name remains unknown, first gained attention in the early 2000s for his online predictions. Little is known about his personal life, as he has largely remained anonymous. His chosen pseudonym, a nod to the famous 16th-century French seer Nostradamus, reflects his claim to foresee future events.
Predictions and Accuracy
Scotty Nostradamus has made a series of predictions over the years, often disseminating them through online forums and social media platforms. Some of his predictions have garnered widespread attention due to their alleged accuracy, including political outcomes, natural disasters, and technological advancements.
Media Coverage
The media's fascination with Scotty Nostradamus has contributed to his mystique. His predictions have been covered by news outlets, further fueling public interest and speculation about his abilities.
Modern-Day Prophets: A Historical Perspective
Prophets Throughout History
The concept of prophets or individuals with the ability to foresee future events is not new. Throughout history, societies have revered or feared those who claimed to possess such gifts. Prophets have played a role in religious, political, and cultural contexts.
Rationalism vs. Mysticism
The modern world has largely embraced rationalism and science as the dominant paradigms for understanding the world. Yet, the allure of mysticism, including the belief in prophets and psychics, continues to persist, even in the face of skepticism.
The Psychology of Prediction
Pattern Recognition
Human brains are wired for pattern recognition, allowing us to identify correlations and make predictions based on past experiences. Scotty Nostradamus's predictions often tap into this natural cognitive function.
Confirmation Bias
People tend to remember predictions that align with their beliefs and forget those that do not. This confirmation bias can lead to the perception that a prophet's predictions are consistently accurate.
Cognitive Dissonance
When faced with conflicting information, individuals may experience cognitive dissonance, a psychological discomfort that arises from holding contradictory beliefs. Some may resolve this discomfort by placing faith in predictions that align with their existing beliefs.
FAQs: Unraveling the Mystique of Scotty Nostradamus
1. How accurate are Scotty Nostradamus's predictions?
The accuracy of Scotty Nostradamus's predictions is a subject of debate. While some of his predictions have seemingly come true, many others have not. It is important to critically evaluate each prediction and consider the role of chance in any apparent successes.
2. Is Scotty Nostradamus a psychic or a prophet?
The label of "psychic" or "prophet" is a matter of interpretation and belief. Some see him as having supernatural insight, while others attribute his predictions to chance, pattern recognition, or educated guesses.
3. Why do people believe in modern-day prophets?
Belief in modern-day prophets can stem from a variety of factors, including the desire for certainty in an uncertain world, the comfort of having a glimpse into the future, and the psychological appeal of prophecy.
4. Are there ethical concerns surrounding modern-day prophets?
Ethical concerns can arise when individuals make predictions that influence people's decisions or actions. False or misleading predictions can have real-world consequences, making it important to approach such claims with caution.
5. Can anyone predict the future?
The ability to predict the future with precision remains a topic of debate. While humans can make educated guesses and probabilistic forecasts based on available information, the idea of foreseeing specific future events remains elusive and unproven.
Scotty Nostradamus represents a modern-day enigma, captivating our collective curiosity with his predictions of the future. While some may view him as a modern prophet, others approach his claims with skepticism. The allure of those who claim to see the future is deeply rooted in human psychology, where patterns, beliefs, and cognitive biases converge to create a compelling narrative.
Ultimately, the phenomenon of Scotty Nostradamus serves as a reminder of the enduring human fascination with the mystical, the unknown, and the desire for certainty in an unpredictable world. As we continue to grapple with the complexities of belief and skepticism, the legend of Scotty Nostradamus will persist, sparking debate and contemplation about the mysteries that lie beyond our grasp.
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